his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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