pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
This is my gift to your gina
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
My vagina is very pro this idea
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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