Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Are we still banned from the library?
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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