no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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