How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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