Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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