Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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