who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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