Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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