Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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