I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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