party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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