Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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