Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
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