And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
i think im in europe. pls send help
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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