life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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