dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Maybe he injected his testicle?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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