Me too!
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I miss vodka workout Fridays
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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