How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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