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(203): View more from Connecticut

Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you

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(516): View more from New York

everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well

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(260): View more from Indiana

how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?

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(850): View more from Florida

if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?

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(240): View more from Maryland

If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham

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(636): View more from Missouri

It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?

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(847): View more from Illinois

His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.

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