that's an acceptable place to lick
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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