some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Randomize
