You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Randomize
