I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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