the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
