ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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