walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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