you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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