Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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