she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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