big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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