ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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