i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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