its not stalking. its research.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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