Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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