so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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