We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
