Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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