Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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