I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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