good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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