you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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