two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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