It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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