She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Shame - the story of my life.
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