Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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