i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Every concussion has its silver lining
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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