Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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