just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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