operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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