i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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