Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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